Book it for me!

You get a Welcome Pack anyway (bottle of red wine, pack of butter, baguette milk and flowers...aaaaah!). But you could have our Luxury Welcome Pack!
Extra is a bottle of champagne for your first night, some pate, Camembert and fresh tomatoes to go with your baguette and local butter. And some local fizzy cider which is really nice for breakfast! No - that'll be the croissants and fresh fruit.
And yes, I've also read the At Gite pages and understand how to get there and how things work and that there is an outside light if I get there in the dark, it might rain, the grass is cut but it isn't a bowling green, the oven does work, it is in the country and birds might walk on the roof and a spider might emerge!